The screws are turning tighter and tighter.
Wake up everybody. You are under attack and I am not talking about Muslim fundamentalists. Government, both national and local are gunning for you because they know you will just say 'Mustn't grumble' and roll over and let them trample you into the dust.
Our sheep like mentality has allowed all the powers that be ride roughshod over all aspects of our lives and we are just accepting it like some initiation ceremony, where we are beaten and we say 'Thank you sir may we have some more'.
The Labour government will not increase your taxes because that will make you not vote for them, but there are many other ways they have devised to relieve you of your hard earned cash and the environment and global warming is going to be the latest wheeze to swell their coffers. What a brilliant wheeze it is too; it is saving our planet, who can reasonably argue against it without appearing as a person who doesn't care, the fact that their science may be flawed or their statistics may be slewed doesn't count. If you oppose these taxes you are a heartless callous bastard who doesn't care about global warming and the harm it will do to us. It is even better than putting up the National Insurance contributions under the guise that it is paying for hospitals and pensions because it has a global dimension, improving the condition of the whole of mankind.
Increasing taxes is much better than looking at the waste that the government generates, from the software companies they employ who go hopelessly over budget and still fail to deliver a working solution to the offices that burn electricity like ten pound notes, to the waste generated by the personal drivers and extra security cars for the ministers.
Another neat idea of the Scottish chancellor was to realise that humans are, well, human. Nearly everybody adheres to the big laws, like murder, rape, burglary, armed robbery etc., but not the small laws. This starts at petty theft like taking a paper clip or envelope from the office and escalates up to breaking the speed limit occasionally and more. A really good tax idea is to bring in fixed penalty notices which chastises us for these minor infractions whilst swelling the governments bank balance to an amazing degree. You cannot argue, you have transgressed the law and those who have not been caught yet will shake their heads and say it is just what you deserve, never mind that it is a blip in your normal behaviour, a temporary slip from grace or just normal human behaviour.
The government or perhaps Gordon Brown, finds that this a really good way to get more money and so increase the ways of introducing more and more fixed penalties for a wider variety of human frailties. It is not debated in parliament, no body can speak against them, they are brought in under another route, the statuary instrument, which is why we have over 3000 new laws in this country thanks to this Labour government.
Now we learn that even more offences are to be dealt with by issuing a fixed penalty notice under the guise that it will free up the courts and reduce the mountains of paperwork.
Baloney. It now means that the police will say Oh it is illegal to smoke cannabis but if you give us £80 that will be ok. They could also add to the victim as he shells out the cash, look on the upside, you won't have a conviction for a drug offense so you will still be able to visit the USA. So that's alright then.
With virtually no traffic police left, it is all done by cameras, our roads are becoming more dangerous. The streets are now patrolled by the lowly Community Officers.
We are gradually turning our police force into tax collectors. Come back Robin Hood all is forgiven.
Our sheep like mentality has allowed all the powers that be ride roughshod over all aspects of our lives and we are just accepting it like some initiation ceremony, where we are beaten and we say 'Thank you sir may we have some more'.
The Labour government will not increase your taxes because that will make you not vote for them, but there are many other ways they have devised to relieve you of your hard earned cash and the environment and global warming is going to be the latest wheeze to swell their coffers. What a brilliant wheeze it is too; it is saving our planet, who can reasonably argue against it without appearing as a person who doesn't care, the fact that their science may be flawed or their statistics may be slewed doesn't count. If you oppose these taxes you are a heartless callous bastard who doesn't care about global warming and the harm it will do to us. It is even better than putting up the National Insurance contributions under the guise that it is paying for hospitals and pensions because it has a global dimension, improving the condition of the whole of mankind.
Increasing taxes is much better than looking at the waste that the government generates, from the software companies they employ who go hopelessly over budget and still fail to deliver a working solution to the offices that burn electricity like ten pound notes, to the waste generated by the personal drivers and extra security cars for the ministers.
Another neat idea of the Scottish chancellor was to realise that humans are, well, human. Nearly everybody adheres to the big laws, like murder, rape, burglary, armed robbery etc., but not the small laws. This starts at petty theft like taking a paper clip or envelope from the office and escalates up to breaking the speed limit occasionally and more. A really good tax idea is to bring in fixed penalty notices which chastises us for these minor infractions whilst swelling the governments bank balance to an amazing degree. You cannot argue, you have transgressed the law and those who have not been caught yet will shake their heads and say it is just what you deserve, never mind that it is a blip in your normal behaviour, a temporary slip from grace or just normal human behaviour.
The government or perhaps Gordon Brown, finds that this a really good way to get more money and so increase the ways of introducing more and more fixed penalties for a wider variety of human frailties. It is not debated in parliament, no body can speak against them, they are brought in under another route, the statuary instrument, which is why we have over 3000 new laws in this country thanks to this Labour government.
Now we learn that even more offences are to be dealt with by issuing a fixed penalty notice under the guise that it will free up the courts and reduce the mountains of paperwork.
Baloney. It now means that the police will say Oh it is illegal to smoke cannabis but if you give us £80 that will be ok. They could also add to the victim as he shells out the cash, look on the upside, you won't have a conviction for a drug offense so you will still be able to visit the USA. So that's alright then.
With virtually no traffic police left, it is all done by cameras, our roads are becoming more dangerous. The streets are now patrolled by the lowly Community Officers.
We are gradually turning our police force into tax collectors. Come back Robin Hood all is forgiven.
